First!

Well kids, unless you've had your head up Benson's ass, we've moved to a new space. And here it is! The name and overall feel of the place will change over the next couple of weeks but the important thing is that you cared enough to check.

So, how was your offseason? Mine sucked cause, well, they call it an offseason since it's boring, cold, and Pamtastic.

Let's recap what's happened and call it a night.

From August to March:

• I'm still drinking gin while I write
• Franklin broke up, Buddy's a douche, and now we have 10 teams
• I got a big boy job
• Ford, Ron, Wagner, Tina, and Spencer all survived the winter and flu season
• Spence's band plays a mean Decemberists cover
• Phyllis's boobs got 2 years younger
• Memorial Nick turned 28 or something, I wasn't paying attention at his birthday party cause his AA sponsor was crying
• Buddy's beard asked for a trial separation
• HaHaAmy still hates us
• ZooChris can make tables in Microsoft Word
• Rice and Ray had a Steel Cage Match for the soul of the Fart Museum
• Pencil got Gabored
• The Darkness drank a bottle of Schnapps and passed out at 8:15
  
• The Marinos all learned how to read
• Derm passed out on the stairs
• Nevins became the fastest Professor
• The Dutch Camel mule-kicked his way into Benson's heart
  
• Memorial Nick got the penicillin he needed
  

Alright kids, still setting up the site and trying to make it better than that shitty one for the Franklin. Who writes that rag anyway? Brennan?