Game 1 and 2 recaps!

Week 1 blog post.  Fail.  Week 2 gambling lines.  Fail. Week 2 blogpost, on time!  Win. I'll take what I can get and a big suck it Derm!
Game 1 win against the Academy of Natural Sciences 22-10.  Oh, wait, that was the Collar?  I recognized the uniforms but I didn't see anybody I remembered from the championship game last year.  Strange.  Also, it was like 22-3 going into the 7th or some shit.  I have a hazy recollection of this game as I again hurt myself in April and had to watch most of the game from the beer cooler.  Which is not a bad place to be.  Let's see, well, the Collar has 14 women now so Phyllis only gets to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.  Christian Steve can't hit the ball in the air.  El Colach can't hit the ball to the outfield.  Robbie seems to be funnier this year for some reason. La Nice chewed off the face of a Puerto Rican boy.  Good times.

The Good
Big first win.  Good offensive showing despite having a big left handed hitting slap hitter.  Narragansett beers are easy to throw.  No rookies in the first game for the first time in Catahoula/Franklin history.  Cathleen was able to play on one knee.  Black Marino shows up early to games now.  There was a Matty sighting!

The Bad
Collar.  Now 0-2 after losing to the Zoo.  I heard some of the players are transferring to the Bad Touch because they have a better outlook this season.

The Ugly
Two straight Aprils with me on the DL.  Next thing you know, I'm going to be playing bingo across from Commissioner Ron....and Ed....and Tina.  She's old too.


Game 2
Beat the Fighting Buddies 10-4.  Yes we only scored 10.  No we don't care.  Defense was good.  Played a bunch of rookies to varying degrees of success.  Took extra bases, which I guess we needed.  Essentially won the game on a weak ground ball hit to Buddy.  I hit that weak ground ball so I guess I'm the hero.  Certainly not the next 4 hitters who hit doubles.  It was all me. Magnitude made Nick make an error.  I threw a guy out at the plate, technically, for the first time in a long time.  Malloy showed up late as usual.   Ed pitched 4 innings of 1 run ball.  Pat pitched 3 innings of 3 run ball.  Crafty veterans.  McCormick got terrified on a throw.  Jackie played despite 3 fractured femurs.  CRoon made her triumphant return to the CCSL.  Timmeh tried to make an error and failed.  Derm told me 11 times he got a new bat.  The Pencil played a scrimmage and didn't come over to say hi.  Our team got Gabored.  Mickey went 3-3 or something, I wasn't paying attention.  Chandra pitched a great game.  Matty made his second straight game.  A personal best!  Dick played angry.  2-0!  Play the Fart next week along with a presumed forfeit.  Yay Sports!

The good
Us, defense, my back.  Adam's sarcasm.  2-0.  Pop pop!  Slender.

The bad
Not much, fun game, everybody got to play.

The ugly
Nick.  Words fail me.  So shut up.

Alright, I promise better, funnier stuff to come.  Like Buddy's face.  And Ford's vagina.