Games 3 and 4, recaps! Now with 30% more dry sarcasm.

Fun week.  First game was a 14-4 battle against the Bad Touch with a new name.  Yup, same entire team but they changed their name to accommodate people who aren't playing this year.  Sounds like Buddy.  Full summaries below along with a look around the league.

Game 1
At Lake Belmont (trademark, the Blogfather) we battled 9 on 9 into well into the night.  Took them relatively lightly, and played to have fun, so of course we're up 5-4 in the 6th.  Nick was nervous, you could see him sweating through his younger sister's shirt.  Timmeh was nervous, you could tell because he was in the field.  Renardo was nervous.  Actually, I have no idea if he was, I've only seen two emotions from that guy: fun loving and mild annoyance at my occasional discriminatory remarks.  I hate leadoff hitters.  Derm was nervous.  We know that cause he was eating a salad.  Ed was nervous, but because he got his urinalysis report back.  But I wasn't nervous.  We put up 5 and 4 runs to put it away and move to 3-0 on the young but Phyllis-long season.  Fun game.  Bad Touchers Adam, Courtney, and new coach Somebody enjoyed the game.

Game 2
What to say about this game.  13-12, your fighting Catahoula Refugees over the Fart Police.  What's really interesting is that we were down 12-5 in the bottom of the 7th.  Yup, you read that right.  And don't mention it to Ray Solid if you see him.  He may rip your face off, La Nice-style.  Typical well-defensed game early being something like 5-4 in the 5th.  Something like that.  We hit into 3 double plays, Rice played superb defense AFTER his 2 errors to start the game.  Then the wheels fell off the bus for Catahoula, couple of runs in the 6th and then 4 or 5 in the 7th powered by our inability to understand that Rice can hit a ball to left field.  Seriously, like a kid who's bad with shapes, solve the fucking puzzle already!!!!  Anywho, our team didn't hit too well for the first 6 innings, but give them credit, they always play good defense against us.  But then in the 7th.  A pitching change to TJ Cousin's Cousin's Cousin's Cousin.  From now on he shall be referred to as TJ Cousin's Cousin's Cousin's Cousin. Not sure on the order, but let's just say everyone hit.  And we still have 2 outs!  We'll use those next time we play.  Tim hit, Cathleen hit, Derm hit a fly ball that could/might/should/maybe/ have been caught/Ed hit/ new girl Jenna hit/ somebody out/   Then all of a sudden, leadoff Renardo is up with 1 out and 1 on, down by 3.  Single.  So now I represent the tying run at the plate.  Everything is ridiculously silent.  And hilarious.  I double off the bag to right field.  One of two ground balls that just got out of reach.  2nd and 3rd, down by 1.  Adam........double.  Runners on 2nd and 3rd 1 out, tie game.  Nick????  single.  Game over.  Scored 8 in the bottom of the 7th.  Crazy ending.  Farts very unhappy.  Yay!


In other news, The Collar got creampied by the Pencil.  0-3 yay!  But then them Cleveland Steamer'd the Franklin so they're 1-3.  They play the Tap Room in a must win next week.  I say must win, because Phyllis will start ripping off penises if they lose another game.