Spolight on the CCSL Revisited Vol 1.

Kyle "Motherfucking" Jacobs
Age: 30-nothing
Weight:  tall
CCSL years played:  Since he told off that fat girl
Fights with Ray:   1, over whether or not Phyllis likes to "roll"
Musicals:   47
Musicals that didn't suck hind tit:  0
Favorite Goldeneye secret:  DK Mode
Number of people who liked Kyle's Koaching Korner: 1
Number of times KKK was flagged for terrorism:  14
Number of lesbians Kyle has "turned"  : 4
Number of runaways Kyle told were vampires:  32
Number of books written about these events: 6
Number of these books read in this country: 0
True or False? Ray said that Kyle should have been burned on a flaming boat by his Scandinavian people years ago.:    False
True or False? Ray said, "The last thing you see before you die is Kyle Jacobs calling you a fat 'ho." :  True
Relationship to George:  Arrested him for being Guatemalan.
Relationship with Phyllis:  Pending
Number of times he's talked to Buddy: once, to ask directions to the nearest "free clinic"
Herpes?:  Nope, that's for pussies
Favorite song quote:  "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, go fuck yourself.."
Number of Hippos milked: 21
If Kyle was a Nazi he would be:  Goebbels
Favorite movie:  Good Burger
Favorite CCSL player:  Fotoshop Frank
Best TV show ever:  Reruns of 'Cops' including people he knew from high school
True or False: Kyle went to high school?  True....but just to murder people
Career homeruns: 1, calling Nick an "Asscracker:
NotRiceFactor: 34, definitely not Rice...evidence, can drive